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May 9, 2008

Comedy Meltdown 6: City Under Siege!

"[rapping] We believe you guys, so we wont dispute you. But if you're lying to us, we'll come back and shoot you. Word!"

Date: Friday, May 23th

Time: 8:30 p.m.

Place: The swanktastic Meltdown Gallery at the rear of the store which is located here:

7522 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046-3408, US
http://meltcomics.com/

Whom: HOWARD KREMER

DUNCAN TRUSSELL

MELINDA HILL

MARK VOYCE

AZIZ ANSARI

Hosted by: JONAH RAY

Sponsored by: ASAHI

In addition to this stellar line-up we are charging NO COVER!

Please drink responsibly or designate a driver.

Something to be aware of: parking in this neighborhood is dodgy, so please plan accordingly.

"Proctor! You have been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout. And Christmas is a good four months away. If you sing so much as one more note... I will shoot you."

April 22, 2008

My Bud Light ad! Do not watch it if you are a witch.

April 10, 2008

Comedy Meltdown 5: Leprechaun in the Hood

"I'll take it from you, Homie you'll see - Cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G. "

Time: 8:30 p.m.

Place: The swanktastic Meltdown Gallery at the rear of the store which is located here:

7522 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046-3408, US
http://meltcomics.com/

Whom: ANDY KINDLER

ANDREW DONNELLY

MORGAN MURPHY

RANDY LIEDTKE

RON LYNCH

Hosted by: JONAH RAY

Sponsored by: ASAHI

In addition to this stellar line-up we are charging NO COVER!

Please drink responsibly or designate a driver.

Something to be aware of: parking in this neighborhood is dodgy, so please plan accordingly.

"Flee while you can, the future's not good - for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!"

March 24, 2008

Comedy Meltdown IV: The Quest For Peace

Lex Luthor: Destroy Superman!

Nuclear Man: First, I have fun.

And FUN you shall have Nuclear Man! Come on down to CMIV: TQ4P!!

Date: Friday, March 28th 2008

Time: 8:30 p.m.

Place: The swanktastic Meltdown Gallery at the rear of the store which is located here:

7522 W Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90046-3408, US
http://meltcomics.com/

Whom: ANDY KINDLER

BORIS HAMILTON

NATASHA LEGGERO

MATT WEINHOLD

RON LYNCH

Hosted by: MARK VOYCE

Sponsored by: ASAHI

In addition to this stellar line-up we are charging NO COVER! Also did I mention the OPEN BAR?

Please drink responsibly or designate a driver.

Something to be aware of: parking in this neighborhood is dodgy, so please plan accordingly.

Just remember, I made you. I made you and I can destroy you...

February 1 2008

Monthly stand-up show in L.A. It's FREE!

March 11 2006

Sketchup 2: Electric Boogaloo! With PFT & Patton!

Comedy Peeps:

The next Sketchup will be Sunday 3/19 @ 8 at the Steve Allen Theater.

Confirmed guests: P-Fizzle (PAUL F. TOMPKINS) P. 2 tha O. Zee (PATTON OSWALT)

With your TEAM SKETCHUP: Blaine Capatch "fo' shizzle" Linda Pine "my nizzle" Paul Rust "shazbot" Chris Stangl "word up" Michale Cassady "I like big butts and I can not lie" Shelly the Silverlake Zoo Lady "I drop science like girls be droppin' babies"

$5

FREE PARKING!!!

SKETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When: Sunday Mar 19, 2006 at 8:00 PM

Where: Steve Allen Theater 4773 Hollywood Blvd. LOS FELIZ, CA 90027

Parking lot behind theater on Berendo (2 blocks West of Vermont Ave.).

For reservations: www.plays411.com

For industry comps: linda@lindapine.com

March 9 2006

Hey everyone! I'm working On Gilmore Girls this week, Hooray! I'm playing one of Lane's friends "Charlotte."

Who knows, maybe I'll be back?

Since the last time I updated: I shot commercials for Apple, Chase Bank, Jack In The Box, Allstate. I also guest starred on a Court TV show called "The Takedown." I PROMISE I will be updating more regularly!

October 18 2004

Hi everybody! Sorry about the lack of updates, I hope this one will make up for it! I just finished shooting a Gay Vampire movie called SCAB. I play a sorority girl named Tia. I also got to do a really scary voiceover in Lucky Mckee's new movie THE WOODS. My deleted scenes in LATTER DAYS are included in the "special features" section of the DVD! Please rent it, or you can buy it on amazon.com. The scenes are called "Susan Finds Davis." You may read my blog for mundane details of my daily life. I love each and every one of you.

February 7 2004

I'm happy to announce I'll now be managed by the swell folks over at Marshak/Zachary. Plus you can go see me in LATTER DAYS if you live in Los Angeles. Check local listings for details.

November 15 2002

Since the last update I'll be starring in a P.T. Cruiser commercial, a Budweiser commercial, an industrial film teaching doctors the importance of hand-washing, the Upright Citizens Brigade Movie: "Girls Not Gone Wild!" Also an Oregon Lottery commercial, a Circuit City commercial, and C. Jay Cox's movie "Latter Days."

Phew!

August 5 2001

My Big Lots commercial is online!

June 1 2001

The Arnold Fans just put up an interview with me where I discuss the filming of End of Days, movies and of course, Arnold.

p.s., BUY SOME AIR FRESHENERS!

Feb 17 2001

Correction: The Malcom in the Middle episode I will be on airs February 25th. Please make a note of it in your special Linda Pine Notepads!

Feb 5 2001

Finally the new Linda Pine Unscented Air Fresheners are in. Get yours now on the products page and start enjoying unscented freshness today!

Feb 1 2001

Sorry it's been so long since any news has been posted. Here's the latest! The "Malcom in the Middle." episode I appeared in will air on February 18, 2001. I play a medical student, so look out for me. I will also be playing a Vegas-style bride on Roswell. This episode is called "Viva Las Vegas", and will air on February 26, 2001. Some of you may have caught me on the Christmas day re-run of "Ally McBeal," I hope you liked it! That's all for now...more news soon!

Dec 10 2000

Now that the SAG strike has ended, I finally have two more roles. I have a small role on FOX's Malcom in the Middle. I also just finished shooting a commercial for Di Giorno's Pizza. I'll let you know when the air dates are. Check back often!

LindaPine.com Air fresheners will be available in the next few weeks! Look here for more information.

Sept 10 2000

A Man is Mostly Water will be shown at the Boston Film Festival. There will be two evening shows on Thursday, Sept. 14th & three matinees on Friday, Sept 15th. Please check their website for more details.

Aug 13 2000

I am guest starring on the Sci-Fi Channel's Invisible Man series. My episode will air this friday, and I'll be playing the part of Sarah. West coast show times are 5 pm and 8 pm. Please check local listings for show times in your area.

Aug 8 2000

After many sleepless nights and fifty two rounds of Soldier of Fortune, the guys at Strongbox finally got the site up and running.

I'll be doing the voice of "Kimberly" in the upcoming animated short, Sunshine For Everyone.